Interview A Fictional Character
You know full well I’m going to interview Loki, don’t you?
I’m crap at interviews… here goes…
Ami: *stares wide-eyed at Loki*
Loki: Are you going to introduce me?
Ami: *nods slowly while not taking her eyes off Loki*
Loki: Ahem… I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Ami *claps and tries not to swoon*
Loki: Are you going to speak or keep silent like a mewling quim?
Ami: Yes… wait, I mean no.
Loki: No?
Ami: If I stay silent, then I won’t blab.
Loki: What is blab?
Ami: Where someone doesn’t stop talking and speaks without thinking.
Loki: This is madness, is this not meant to be an interview?
Ami: *nods* I’m sorry.
Loki: Silence. You’re wasting my time.
Told you I’m crap!
Which fictional character would you interview?
